Monday, January 19, 2015

Church Your Own Adventure

A) Ask if I need a ticket
B) Walk in confidently 
Take two photos casually. Large hand claps on my shoulder and muscles me toward the exit while aggressively lambasting me for taken forbidden photographs. 
"I'm sorry - I didn't know."
"Haven't you already been to the first seven churches?"
C) Admit to not having been there and sneaking into this church
D) Give him ammunition to say that I already knew
"Well then you have visited seven churches where photos were forbidden so don't pretend you didn't know."
E) "OK," put camera in backpack and continue to eye the frescos
F) "OK," snap photo of his face and run away