Moscow Positions

Security Guard

Requirements include:
- Grumpy attitude
- Scowl
- Laziness
- Simple mindedness

Must be able to spend long hours doing nothing, even when the metal detector or alarm goes off

Starting date: I imagine we can find one mall entrance, apartment building, store, bar, or street corner somewhere in Moscow that doesn't already have a guard and surely requires one.

Snow removal technician

Flexible availability a must as you're going to be on the sidewalk during and after every snowfall. Your role will be vital in keeping Moscow's sidewalks clear of the enemy, slush. Do not fret about recent warm temperatures as you can still work by leaning on your broom or shovel and occasionally shifting one snowbank to another.

Note that those who show promise may move up in their role, literally. Select roof clearing positions available if willing to strap in and shovel roof tops down onto the passers by.

Luggage handler

Strength and good humour will make you the perfect candidate for manipulating one large backpack from city to city across eastern Europe. Beginning immediately and continuing for four months. Rate set at one Canadian dollar ($) per pound (lb) per hour (h) - approximately $40/h. Room and board not included.