Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Profile: Soviet on a Soviet Train

Caution, the post you are about to read contains language intended for a mature audience. Wake only the mature children to let them know what Stefan has spied.

Meet Viktor

- From Odessa but does not identify as Ukrainian
- Speaks Russian, English and Italian (macaroni..spaghetti..)
- A submarine captain in the Soviet Union
- Fought in the Angora war 1982 (??) (unverified)
- Has visited Canada on cargo ships from the Pacific and Atlantic (Vancouver, Toronto, Mon'real)
- Only needs 2 hours sleep; snores throughout
- Smoker
- A man, 100%. "No, a fucking man, one hundred percent!"
- Shares, but only with Canadian young man, not Russian boy. Masdarovia!


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