Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Turkey Torture

First they incapacitate your arms and make it such that with any movement you will choke yourself. Next they intimidate by waving blades dangerously close to your head. Perhaps the most terrifying is the flaming coil, lit and touched to your ears and face. Speaking of face, it is stuffed into a sink and burning liquid rubbed aggressively into it. The blades return targeting the eyes while the ears are stuffed with cotton. It is so traumatizing I came out looking like this.

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